Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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