That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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