oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just want to make out with him forever
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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