Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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