Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Randomize
