I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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