You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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