Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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