I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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