Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
handjob tips. give me some.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
My bed smells like the plague
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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