Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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