i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
is it fun? or sober?
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