My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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