Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
