I am puke
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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