wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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