hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
