I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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