singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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