so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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