Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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