what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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