ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
FUCK WHALES
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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