That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
