I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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