can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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