That's intense
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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