Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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