It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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