brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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