Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.