She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.