Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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