Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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