problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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