We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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