just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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