it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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