she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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