dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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