I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
we made out on top of his cat.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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