I'm really into asian looking animals
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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