More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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