Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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