Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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