Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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