Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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