I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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