Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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