My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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