even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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