He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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