TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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