I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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