i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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